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[Teh Random Field 2]

wtf+a_fart_joke=

suck.
You lose! Good day, sir!

bobsmovie responds:

WTF +a_fart_joke= your face. Good day sir !

[.:Super Mario Bros 3:.]

its good...

but it wasn't great, your animation was a nearly perfect, and your graphics were pretty good too. The only problem with the visuals is that you DIDN'T DRAW ANY FRIGGEN EYES!!! I mean, you got a great style, but eyes are importent! The sound was meh, and it was decently funny, but nothing much else other than that. Make some better jokes, and draw some friggen eyes next time and I'll be loving the flash. :>
~3/5

afrodave responds:

Eyes are overrated

=3

[Mario's Blocks]

a somewhat mixed opinion...

Yep, I didn't find it funny... but that doesn't mean I hated it. The graphics were outstanding, mainly because of the way implemented. So many different graphic styles into one movie is not seen often and when it works, IT WORKS. The style itself gets a lower score because of the way it presented, which is a lot like that of Mario and other video game parodies alike, not to mention it had Mario, violence and explosions... ya so original. The sound was a complex mix that varied (mostly from video games obviously ;) but it fit the mood, and was diverse, plus there was lots of it, so overall it sounded good. Now for violence… well... um... ya. Ok moving onto interactivity, for me (and if the flash is a movie) interactivity's how much you would like to go back and watch it again, and maybe I will, but mostly not. Now for humor, the main part! I didn't find it really funny, hell I've seen Mario get killed a thousand times over, whether on a video game console or a flash, its not that funny anymore! Novelty dies out, stuff gets old, and so does Mario getting killed one way or another... and that "HA HA!" thing was just annoying!!! The only parts I thought were truly funny, was the satellite part (because you never see a death like that! :D) the Newgrounds part was funny up until you added all that DBZ stuff in and ruined with, once again, a lack of taste for originality... The funniest part was the last one with Luigi... You think everything’s alright until… well you know the rest. Overall it was just a crack above average... and without much actual original content I don’t believe it deserves any higher than a 6/10. Hopefully you won't need anger management like most authors do when you give there flash score lower than a seven. Wow, I think this is the longest review I've ever written!

UberAoC responds:

Don't worry, there's no anger management needed. I understand that some people may not find it funny, but that's fine. Some senses of humor just can't be catered to in one flash. I'm glad you liked the graphics, that's good. However, calling such a flash unoriginal was a bit... well, untrue.

I mean, look at a great number of Mario parodies. Usually when Mario's killed, the author decides to make him commit suicide once and mutilate him in some way. Decapitation (well, not with a shotgun), disembowling, and otherwise being ripped apart. I minimized on this factor, simply having his head "spiked" and of course "shotgunned". That's just about the only really violent deaths in the flash, if you can call red flash graphics "gory". My style and presentation were very original. Absolutely none of what I presented has been done before. Much of the presentation relied on unexpected aspects, stuff which the viewer would never expect to see.

True, I have a lot of users complaining about Bowser's HAHA. But if he's simply removed, the flash will lose it's consistency. I've got to rework parts of the scenes, true.

There was only 1 DBZ thing that didn't even make mention towards DBZ or play on too many DBZ aspects. You'd have to know what DBZ was in order to cross the two. It was completely original- what would you have expected the robots to do? Not launch an energy cannon beam out of their hands! And yes, everyone also loves the very end part.

Still, the flash was loaded with original ideas and you yourself claimed the artwork and graphics styles to be successful. Isn't that originality? Vague categories are really dumb ways of classifying something as unoriginal or not. That's something you should consider while watching and reviewing these flashes.

You also mentioned that you found nothing funny, yet the satellite, most of the NG scene, and luigi's death WERE funny. What's up with that?

Anyways, it was a crack above average review for a "crack above average" movie, am I right? (Daily Second Place crack above average movie, btw) Thanks for the review!

[VGDC Yoshi3 contest entry]

it was good

Good work, of the contest entries I've seen, (and I've seen alot of them) yours is one of my favorites. The quality of your animation isn't top notch, but it made me laugh, and thats all that counts.

ToonCastleTV responds:

;)

[Experiment_16]

cool

nothing more, nothing less, just cool.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

k

[Halo vs CounterStrike]

that was great

i loved that, making fun of both series, i have halo 1&2 but never really liked them that much, Ive also have counterstrike, used to love it in the old days, but now its just filled with hackers and admin abusers. so i just play regular half life 1&2. you should make another with different series. :D

[FPS In Real Life]

great!

ahahaha! i loved that!
and thank you Kleash, for getting rid of gdog's review which was messing up the whole page.

[Wake Me Up at E3]

im sry but...

i dont like green day

[Picoday-Penillian Battle]

almost strait 8's

great! but too short and not enough of darnell, also a word to the guy who just reviewed this before me: "today is fucking pico day you n00b! that why there so many pico submissions, its the day when pico's school came out and was the pinicale of flash 3!"
sorry about my spelling :/